This just in: all members from Kvelertak found rendered unconscious in a freak belly dancing accident.
Also, April Fools.
However, you know what isn’t a really bad joke? This week’s charts!
1 KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Disarm The Decent Roadrunner
2 BRING ME THE HORIZON Sempiternal Epitaph
3 BEYOND THE SHORE Ghostwatcher Metal Blade
4 PUSHMEN The Sun Will Rise Soon on the False and the Fair
5 HYPOCRISY End Of Disclosure Nuclear Blast
1 CLUTCH Earth Rocker Weathermaker
2 WITHIN THE RUINS Elite eOne
3 KVELERTAK Meir Roadrunner
4 SIX FEET UNDER Unborn Metal Blade
5 SOILWORK The Living Infinite Nuclear Blast
6 HATCHET Dawn Of The End The End
7 THY ART IS MURDER Hate Nuclear Blast
8 DARK SERMON In Tongues eOne
9 BYZANTINE Byzantine Self-Released
10 CROSSFAITH Zion [EP] The End